Folks, I really need your help. We’ve got to find some dirt on Ron Paul and find it fast. The primaries are quickly approaching.
I’ve carefully searched Ron Paul’s personal background. Can you believe this guy has been married only once? And, that he’s been married to that same woman for 50 years? Surely there must have been numerous affairs during that time, but I’ve been unable to find a single instance of it. I’ve listened to quite a few interviews with his wife (hoping to detect a chink in his armor) but all she does is blather on and on about what a wonderful husband, father, and grandfather he is. She fawns over his impeccable integrity and how he would make such a great president. Give me a break, Ms. Paul. What could you possibly know about men?She should probably talk to Rudy Guliani’s wife..er…mistress…er…whatever.
I checked Ron Paul’s professional background. We all know that every politician has done at least one illegal stock trade or colluded with someone at the corporate level in some way, at least one time, if not many times. But if Ron Paul has, he’s done a masterful job of hiding it. Even in his private practice as an OB/GYN, he has delivered over 4000 babies…and performed several of them without the patient paying a dime! No wonder they say he’s crazy. And no wonder he’s not a multi-millionaire like John Edwards or Mitt Romney. He should at least talk to Hillary Clinton about investing in cattle futures.
I went on to Ron Paul’s political record. I just knew that I’d find dozens of flip-flops on important issues. After all, no politician can survive the establishment without selling out his true principles. It was only a few months ago that John “We must protect our borders” McCain, was trying to push an amnesty bill for illegal immigrants down our throat. It’s certainly no secret that Mike “I’m full of one-liners” Huckabee raised more taxes than Bill Clinton. And, Fred “I’ve always been a pro-life conservative” Thompson admits to representing a lobbyist organization that was pro-choice. But, alas, much to my dismay, I found Ron Paul’s voting record in 2007 to look like a carbon copy of all his previous voting records. No spin, no double-talk, nothing. He’s not only refused to vote with the popular sentiment, he has actually been the lone dissenting vote on several occasions, even when it meant voting against his own party! What’s up with this guy??
Don’t think I haven’t looked for a way to play the race card, too. I had heard some rumors about Ron Paul being a radical, white-robed, racist. Of course, his own personal and political history provides an awful lot of evidence that he supports equality for all individuals and preferences for none. Well… so what? Maybe his record does make that crystal clear. What does that prove?
Ahh, and what about the religious issue? He’s a protestant Christian, you know. Every student who ever took a sociology class knows that the world is just one huge crime scene and that every white protestant male is a prime suspect. Barack Obama just doesn’t realize how lucky he is to be running for the American presidency with a Muslim background.
Well, out of total desperation to find something—anything—that might blemish Ron Paul’s character, I reviewed every single debate performance. I listened intently for contradictions in his statements. I found none. I watched carefully for cheap shots at his opponents. Not even once. I looked for instances of whining about his unfair treatment by the moderators. Nada. I couldn’t even find a single occasion where he rudely kept talking long after he was told that his time was up! What are we supposed to do???
Every top tier presidential candidate either has a scandal in their background, an inconsistent voting record, or some disconcerting weakness in their character. At this point, I seriously think we should search the underbelly of America for a new nominee. Given the current requirements for popular support, Ron Paul obviously doesn’t stand a chance in hell.
he touches children.
Perhaps youre looking for the wrongs things. Sounds like youre too absorbed by our current political climate of smear campaigns. A guy who doesnt break laws or cheat on his wife may be a great a guy but perhaps a bad president.
He has some good ideas but he also has some horrible one’s that could completely crumble our government. But at least everyone will think he’s a good guy.
Getting rid of government is a bad thing? You have been brainwashed well.
This guy Paul needs to be run out of town and straight into the White House, for goodness’ sake!
His mommy told me he pooped his pants more than once!
Ron Paul is anti-worker
http://presscue.com/node/24414
Well he is pro-drug. And he is pro Laissez-faire in a world of Enron’s.
I see what you did here. Good article! I might cross-post it on my blog later today.
Quoting Jon Stewart’s interview with Ron Paul: “What’s so interesting about you is that you appear to have consistent, principled integrity… umm… Americans don’t usually go for that.”
http://www.indecision2008.com/blog.jhtml?c=vc&videoId=87974
Yea, big flip flopper, he was pro death penalty and changed his mind.
But he still leaves that up to the states, it is not a federal issue, that and right now there is no federal death penalty, that is why Timothy Mcvay was tried in Oklahoma and put to death.
The funny thing is, there will always be someone who is young and impressionable and may misunderstand these well written editorials. I know my reading comprehension lacked on a previous one (all blame on myself).
Take your head out of the noose: vote Ron Paul.
You know, your a real asshole!
We finally find a good person, a person that really gives a shit about us, about the people, but you spend your time trying to find something bad about him.
If you spend more time supporting such a man and helping win, there just might be hope for us in America.
@ Jim Bonner…
Did we read the same article?
@ Jim Bonner
Did you even read the article? This is article is what is known as satire. Say it with me: sa-ti-re. He wasn’t seriously looking for something wrong with Ron Paul, he was saying that he could find absolutely nothing wrong with him and that he is a much better candidate than any of the mainliners.
Also, checking to see if a candidate is actually a good person and stuck by his values would seem to be better for America than blindly supporting someone without question.
Good article, although from the comments it seems some people have no appreciation of satire.
I have one problem though. While I like the positive tone in regards to Ron Paul, I find it unnecessary to go negative and to perpetuate the baseless rumor of a muslim background to Mr. Obama, especially since at this time Mr Paul’s only real aim should be to become the Republican candidate for president and Mr. Obama has no bearing on that.
Very clever piece of satirical writing.
It writes to promote Ron Paul, even though it sounds like the ‘writer’ is searching for bad things about him. It’s purpose is to show people what a great guy he is.
I hope he wins.
I’m glad to see such support for Ron Paul. In a perfect world he would become president. That guy has some good ideas! My personal favorite is that he is pro-drug. He knows how the war on drugs is a complete waste of a societies time. If he legalizes a few drugs my country we will do the same. Canada will; because lets face it our countries are deeply tied to each other.
Ron Paul is a great guy but I still don’t think he can become president. He’s a normal guy. This is his biggest problem because his name’s not out there enough. The television networks like to pretend he doesn’t exist. Except for shows on Comedy Central of course. But there are a lot of people out there who are hearing names from television and the repetition of hearing these names over and over again slowly sinks in and essentially brain washes them into supporting these certain people. Basically all I’m saying is the internet worked he has gotten tons of support from people like us. But there is still a lot of people who don’t use the internet to teach themselves rather then following the pack like a mindless sheep.
So please, I’m begging you guys, start spreading your support to different medians because that is the only way to ensure everyone hears his name……Or at least the majority.
LMAO at the people who didn’t ‘get it’.
Hilareous. :)
Great piece!!!
I think many of you missed the satarical nature of this essay, he is only exagerating the constiancy and principles of ron paul by trying to find fault in them
Bravo, that was a nice piece of wiriting
uh, no… everyone “got it”.
maybe you “didn’t get” the replies….shame.
You want dirt, well I don’t know about dirt, but you might want to look at his congressional voting record http://projects.washingtonpost.com/congress/members/p000583/
Voted no on – Vote 40: H R 6: This bill would repeal tax cuts to oil companies and mandate that they pay a fee to remove oil from the Gulf of Mexico. It would also fund renewable energy programs. The act would repeal a tax break that oil and gas firms received in 2004.
Voted no on – Vote 958: H R 2895: National Affordable Housing Trust Fund Act of 2007
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satire
Perhaps the above link will help some of you.
Great Post!
THE government needs to be crumbled.. there is a difference between the country and the people of the USA and the Government.. the government is corrupt..and rotten to the core.. the sooner we get men like Paul as the commander in cheif the better! ITS THE CONSTITUTION STUPID!
I know,… Ron Paul is sooo Squeky Clean. It’s trerrible He just might win for ethics alone. He needs the dirt so the Mainstream Media will have something to demonize him with. Their Mad because he’s not Corrupt enough to run The Military Industrial Corperate Complex! and Ron wants to cut off their Money Machine they have created Called WAR!!
;)
Looking forward to getting the criminals out of washington, the uneducated pawns of the insane and the hideous power addicts, those who are blackmailable and weak because of it, those who never learned what the word “government” actually means (it doesn’t mean “oppress”)
and looking forward to an honest man who understands and uses the consititution to help not only his own country, but set an example for the big world out there.
ROn PAUL 2008!
IT IS About >>>FREEDOM<<<< Stupid!
Good Satire piece! Loved it!
I heard from a reliable source that he leaves the seat up!
you wont find any thing on ron paul, he’s the only one to stop all the crap bush started all the way back to his big daddy cia chief , if anyone wins besides paul , its are fault, because they are only a bush clone, an no matter what they say its a lie, they will only bring the usa to a third world state, to bring in the new world order, an police state.wakeup america, before its to late, if you dont believe me look at the stock market, homes being lost, did you know that the mexican money is higher than ours , the truth is on the internet,not main tv news.
Robert says…
When are you all gonna wake up and realise that Ron Paul is your last hope of restoring democracy and the constitution. It’s one minute to midnight and the clock is ticking!
Point nicely made. He is the obvious choice, but doesn’t have a chance! IMHO, a person like him will never win because the system is so twisted & corrupt.
Yes you’re right! Ron Paul is just about perfect! He is truly everything America (and the rest of the world) needs right now. But as long as we allow these voting machines to tabulate our votes…he will never make president. Nor will any other of the “peoples” choice! Let’s face it, our present government is TOTALLY corrupt and you can be sure the next president has already been decided for us!(right Hillary?)After all, the Bush/Clinton legacy must continue…
It’s just a matter of “we the people” sticking our heads in the sand for just one more election…(likely the last one,I’m betting, before marshalll law is declared and elections will be no more).
Do the world a favor…if you plan on going to vote, using the current “voting machines”… save the gas and stay home. The outcome will still be the same…in my humble opinion. Who would ever believe such a thing could happen to America?
Is the story about Ron being a dyed-in-the-wool racist true? Or is that like the McCain black love child Swift Vote For Zion story?
Help me out here.
Is his character truly unimpeachable? I think libertarians are generally insane, but Dr.Paul is like some kind of person who, even if he is wrong, is at least not a corrupt tool.
Ron Paul has no chance. He has my money for support, but no chance.
More total votes than Rudy or Fred, yet the media whores play “We Decide For You 2008”.
There are only three actual candidates running in this election;
Ron Paul, Dennis Kucinnich, and A.I.P.A.C.(pick your boot-licker amongst the slobbering hoard)
All the other canidates are doing is walking the walk and NOT talking the talk, as of Ron Paul, he is Walking the walk and talking the talk.
He’s my John Wyane!!
A Vote For Ron , Is A Vote For YOU!, So Vote Ron Paul!
I can’t believe some people are too dense to recognize satire. Amazing.
Hey…I hear there’s a guy who wants to kill bears at Yosemite National Park. Ya better go save them bears.
http://yosemiteexplorer.com/yosemite-news/070723-kill-yosemite-bear
victorystore.com to get your ron paul yard signs—-GET THE BIG SIGN you can see it all the way down the street
The Government is Best, which Governs Least.
Finally a candidate worth supporting!
President Paul 2008
The evidence is right in front of you: most of the commenters here did not get the satire, and not one of the responses does not contain spelling and/or grammatical errors. The electorate has been so dumbed down that there is no hope for a good candidate to win. Obviously the most important thing to most people is if their “candidate” goes to church, never mind that they are really whores for the evil Israelis. Even if there were hope, Diebold would take care of that. My advice? Keep your powder dry fellows, you’re going to need it.
Ron Paul is such a terrible choice that I’m going to donate again to his campaign on Jan. 21st–the next big money bomb!!!!! Go Ron Paul!!!!!!
I got some dirt on him. Well at least he had to get some dirt on him while he was in the picture on the tractor. Other than that…. none!! I guess these days honesty gets you nowhere.
Ron, may the Lord be with you and this country!
Please vote Ron Paul 08!!
I did.
http://jewishracism.blogspot.com/2008/01/pro-paul-sophistry-of-israel-shamir.html
OK there is the dirt. Ron Paul is a Jew Stooge for Jew gold interests. A “False Flag” to stampede the Goy suckers over the cliff for the final Jew profit taking solution.
http://www.Jew-Crime.com
http://www.PatriotMilitia.com
Jews are the parasites on the body of mankind.
Jews hate freedom of speech. See how soon this post is censored.
God some of you people are so stupid. The essay was meant as humor and irony. The author was saying that there is NO dirt on Ron Paul. His point of view was a form of sarcasm. Some Americans have really been dumbed down.
Ron Paul isn’t going to win because he is his own man.
He thinks his own thoughts and they aren’t those shared by the of power structure running this country.
He isn’t a part of the political/media machinery that decides who becomes president. There is no doubt that one of the “obedient, business as usual” insiders will be elected. However the primary reason Paul won’t be elected is because Americans as a people have gotten so mentally lazy that wont demand that Ron Paul or someone like him become president.
I was talking to some college male who is as dumb as some of you. He was voting for Obama because Obama was young and cool and going to give people like him the life he wanted. The kid’s thinking was so lame and filled with entitlement there wasnt any hope for him.
I heard 2 women talking about Romney. How sexy he was, how cute he was. What a good dresser he was. What a beautiful smile Romney has. Because of this they were going to vote for Romney. Yep, America is about finished.
Our founding fathers would ashamed of us. What a let down we would be to them . With the Constitution almost completely decimated and gutted out like an old building ready for demolition, America is a dream that died awhile back. It would take a nation of aware, perceptive and educated citizens ready to stand up for what they believe to bring it back. One man, not even Ron Paul couldn’t do it by himself.
Rake
Ron Paul is a force to be reckoned with- the other candidates know that. He forces them to deepen their knowledge of economics and other matters. And by the way, Ron Paul is not pro-drug as some have claimed. He just sees the futility and damage caused by the phony “drug war” (like the phony “terror war”) and wishes to see an end to it. He’s the only one telling it as it is. That’s why we love him!
Here’s some dirt. The Paul people are exposing the truth about our weakening economy:
The war is costing $720 million a day or $500,000 a minute, according to the group’s analysis of the work of Nobel Prize-winning economist Joseph E. Stiglitz and Harvard public finance lecturer Linda J. Bilmes
The money spent on one day of the Iraq war could buy homes for almost 6,500 American families or health care for 423,529 Americans, or could outfit 1.27 million American homes with renewable electricity, according to the “American Friends Service Committee”
The U.S. wars in Iraq and Afghanistan could cost taxpayers a total of $2.4 trillion ($8,000 per man, woman child in US) by 2017 when counting the huge interest costs because combat is being financed with borrowed money, Congressional Budget Office
I got some dirt on him!
He believes America can be the best country on Earth, and that it’s citizens can prosper, and live in freedom. The poor guy even believes that having a strong private business sector with healthy competition can give people the best products at the best prices.
He also believes that the states can deal with local issues better than some big bloated, centralized government that can cure anything with enough green paper and lies, (including that “freedom” issue that keeps nagging at them).
This poor guy even fell for the myth that we would be better off as a nation if we decided to take care of “US” first, instead of wasting all our resources on other countries who want to betray us and curse us.
You tell me what self-respecting, hard working, freedom-loving American would vote for a quack like Ron Paul? (well…err…other than myself of course…)
I’m not George Bush, and I approved this message.
BTW- Great article…novel idea.
He’s not kinky so not likely to attract many murkans
Right on , Phicrappazappa, that said it all. The point of this article is well-taken- Compared to the other murderous, gangster-affiliated, flip-flopping, lying, drug-running, war-criminals and all around general reptiles currently scrounging for the presidency, Ron Paul is the only principled human being among them.
liam11 Says
He has some good ideas but he also has some horrible one’s that could completely crumble our government. But at least everyone will think he’s a good guy.
Well liam I am afraid that I cannot see where any of his ideas which I don’t agree with, will make a scrap of difference since he is running on a constitutional platform. It could be you don’t have a clue about the things you might list as bad idea. Your words sugegst you don’t have a clue.
For example, you imply the previous presidents have not been complete disasters for government and that makes you about the dumbest patsy on the thread I am afraid. Frankly matey it is hard to imagine anyone doing any worse than we have seen so far, but all of the official front runners are certainly talking like they intend to try.
As for some dirt on him, I admit it is getting hard to find anything, not that outright slander and lies seems to be innefctive, seeing as how the media is in lockstep doing that now, and plenty of pea brains are swallowing it. How about checking his shoe sizes? Maybe he has two different size feet? It happens you know.
I disliked Bush’s daddy and voted so. Bush thinks he is more than he is. More I learn the more I think about the shape(not the round shit!) of this earth and the amount of worthless people on this earth. You can have 1 penny in your pocket and be richer than the richest as long as you know who you are. Quit lying to yourself and accept the Ross Perot of today. If possible I will vote Ron Paul unless maybe Jessica Simpson runs and really want to earn my vote…………….BAD………..like polish my general lee………kinda like the mama in “Forrest Gump”. But really lets just forget being HNIC of the world and CARE about our own. Hell vote for me, pro-drug/pro-gun/no marriage(gay or straight). Whores support Ron Paul!! We all have to live/ and or die here, Save human life just don’t breed too much because too many stupid fuc’s now.
To those who say Ron Paul can’t make it……for Gawds sake get a better and more positive outlook on things.
Remember it’s “We The People” NOT “We The Government”
By the way that was a great piece of SATIRE!!!!!!!!
Give (U.S.) Ron Paul or give (U.S.) death.
Ron Paul wants Israel to fight its own wars… That’s anti-Semitism… So there you have it disinter. Ron Paul is an anti-Semite…
Hey, disinter…funny stuff.
Many of us knew all that, of course, but the thread itself is interesting in a train wreck sort of way. What I wonder: do some of these readers frighten you?
They do me. Well, like I mean, I’m happy they’re for Dr. Ronald Ernest Paul, and like, too wich, you no he’s jist soooo grate IMHO!!!! I’d just rather they could spell, parse, punctuate, locate the caps key, and understand what adults around them are talking about before spouting off in the presence of Paul naysayers, thus lending credence to the Paul-supporters-are-all-wingnuts argument.
But, silly of me. Didn’t I just get through saying they’re too damn dumb to know better? I suppose I did.
And, yes, I’m sure some are reverse-shills (ringers). But I suspect not all are. This disturbs me in much the same way as would a boisterous cheering section at a poetry reading.
Rake has it right, dumb people vote in people with dumb answers for dumb reasons. Women for Hillary, blacks for Obama, evangelicals for Huckabee, Michiganians and Mormons for Romney, TV couch potatoes for Thompson. I seriously disbelieve that many of the idiots I read who claim to support Paul understand a third of what he says and stands for. Perhaps his name is just easy to spell.
And Charles Perry makes a point that can’t be stated enough: to insist Paul cannot win, however true his message, is patently a self-fulfilling prophecy. Vote for him anyway if his message resonates. This is not American Idol, people. It’s the United States of America at stake, here.
“Jim Bonner Says:
December 8, 2007 at 5:31 pm
You know, your a real asshole!
We finally find a good person, a person that really gives a shit about us, about the people, but you spend your time trying to find something bad about him.
If you spend more time supporting such a man and helping win, there just might be hope for us in America.”
you know, their really isn’t much hope for america as long as it’s populated by ignorant idiots like you who can’t even see through the most obvious sarcasm and realize that this article is 100% pro-Ron Paul.
We are not the world’s policeman let other nations fight their own
wars.
If our gross national product was for an example ie. agricultural products and aid to the world THEN….. Israels gross national
product has been deceit, corruption, theft by deception, and creating the whole mid east problem in the first place etc. etc. the list goes on and on.
Vote for RON PAUL 2008
It’s refreshing for me to listen to him whether you agree or not…he’s honest. An old time Republican. The other republican candidates(embracing the Bush/Cheney doctern of deceit) just want to make fun of him without giving an honest reply to his assertions of what’s lead to the mess this country’s in.
Ron Paul is precisely what we need. Unfortunately, the average IQ isn’t very high, and people are too lazy to do any research (not just into the candidates, but history itself). In the event that Ron Paul were to miraculously become president, the Rothschilds would likely have him killed. We are IN the Matrix. Please join me while I unplug.
The people of America, are not worthy of a gracious and honorable man such as Ron Paul for President. We are only deserving of the insiders currently on display, who will only serve the agenda and interests of those above them. The bankers of the federal reserve. Like the land barons of old, demanding the bushels, the pecks, the pints of milk, scraping the cream from off the top, leaving the remnants, stealing the best, Oh how do these bankers escape with such theft, through their taxes on income and false IRS, these dogs of collection, these thieves in the night, though they’ve stolen so much, yet will not do whats right, stealing houses and land, with relentless assault, taking fruits of their labor, with not even a thought, In 1913 was this ill plan conceived, through their lies and deceit, have made us to believe, that these taxes are legal, are needed for sure, while they fill up their coffers with wealth from the poor.
We could speak of their service to Rome’s jesuit priests but your brow would be raised in sheer disbelief. (and your soul be taken in over much grief)
The people of America, are not worthy of a gracious and honorable man such as Ron Paul for President. We are only deserving of the insiders currently on display, who will only serve the agenda and interests of those above them. The bankers of the federal reserve. Like the land barons of old, demanding the bushels, the pecks, the pints of milk, scraping the cream from off the top, leaving the remnants, stealing the best, Oh how do these bankers escape with such theft, through their taxes on income and false IRS, these dogs of collection, these thieves in the night, though they’ve stolen so much, yet will not do whats right, stealing houses and land, with relentless assault, taking fruits of their labor, with not even a thought, In 1913 was this ill plan conceived, through their lies and deceit, have made us to believe, that these taxes are legal, are needed for sure, while they fill up their coffers with wealth from the poor.
We could speak of their service to Rome’s jesuit priests but your brow would be raised in sheer disbelief.
Ron Paul is the guy for the Republican’s and America. I would not under estimate his potential as he will pick up speed as the bottom candidates drop and his momentum causes a great deal of drift at the top. So if America wants a real President for a change hopefully they do some soul searching and jump on side early rather than try and pick the winner of a popularity contest, because like so many times in the past, picking the winner only means that everyone loses.
Unbelievable in a presidential candidate – you betcha! Which why I am amazed that there is very little about him in the press. As far as the British main stream press is concerned, the man doesn’t even exist.
You all are inconvenient, socially lame, incomprehensible outcasts. You’re voting for a man who wants to rid the American people of social security and permanently ban abortion. Do you know what that means? It means that more of our young girls, who very well be teens, will be going to horse doctors to get these abortions and that means that they have a chance of dying. And before you say it no it is not a child it is a collective system of cells. Abortions take place 2-6 weeks into the pregnancy. Ask yourself this. What would you do if it was your child who got rapped and was forced to have this unwanted pregnancy? What if it was your granddaughter? And don’t even pull that biblical crap on me because the bible was written by eight men and anything with an appendage perturbing between the legs is the biggest sinner of all so there you go. The choice should be that of the carrier not the common people. Who are you to determine the future of an unknown woman? People like you are why this country is going in the direction it is. You people voted for bush and look where we are now. The whole world hates us. I hope you’re happy. You’re all demonic, impractical, bottom-of-the-the-trash-can, dictators who see only themselves. If you want to see the cause of this countries downfall well just pick up a mirror. My vote is for John Edwards. He’s for the middle class and for those of you who are too brain damaged by this wanna be that means he’s for the back bone of this nation. The middle class is the only reason this country even exists. I suggst you take this in small doses because as far as I can see you all are incapable of taking your own medicine.
You all are inconvenient, socially lame, incomprehensible outcasts. You’re voting for a man who wants to rid the American people of social security and permanently ban abortion. Do you know what that means? It means that more of our young girls, who very well be teens, will be going to horse doctors to get these abortions and that means that they have a chance of dying. And before you say it no it is not a child it is a collective system of cells. Abortions take place 2-6 weeks into the pregnancy. Ask yourself this. What would you do if it was your child who got rapped and was forced to have this unwanted pregnancy? What if it was your granddaughter? And don’t even pull that biblical crap on me because the bible was written by eight men and anything with an appendage perturbing between the legs is the biggest sinner of all so there you go. The choice should be that of the carrier not the common people. Who are you to determine the future of an unknown woman? People like you are why this country is going in the direction it is. You people voted for bush and look where we are now. The whole world hates us. I hope you’re happy. You’re all demonic, impractical, bottom-of-the-the-trash-can, dictators who see only themselves. If you want to see the cause of this countries downfall well just pick up a mirror. My vote is for John Edwards. He’s for the middle class and for those of you who are too brain damaged by this wanna be that means he’s for the back bone of this nation. The middle class is the only reason this country even exists. I suggst you take this in small doses because as far as I can see you all are incapable of taking your own medicine.
RE: dante’s comment You have a good point but when it comes to electing people don’t get caught up on one view point on one issue, look at the whole package, the rest will lie with the people and they could well agree with you. There are only a couple of good choices out there, only one for the Republicans, otherwise we might just as well lobby for George Bush to get a third term.
Ahhh, good Satire is hard to find! I guess we’re just stuck with an honest candidate. Damn the luck!
to Dante… and the Ron Paul stance on abortion. I agree with you. It should be up to the individual, not the government! But,if that is the only thing he and you differ on, he’s still a better choice than any other Republican. And “I” think Democrat too. BUT… HE WILL NEVER MAKE IT PAST THE VOTING MACHINES…no matter what the people vote! Sad, but true! …ask G.W.!
Now, as for telling the people about Ron Paul… Have you got a car? It’s got a back window, doesn’t it? Get a Ron Paul for president sign, some scotch tape, and go for a drive. It’s better than doing nothing!This election will determine the fate of America for a long time!!!!!!!!!
Ron Paul says we need to be careful how we spend our money.
Who needs that? I’m for bigger and bigger gov’t until we all go bankrupt! Whoo Hoo!
Well sheepeople how are we doing on the market? Have the whores on wall street stolen enough yet…to the tune of 38 billion
… last year it was only 42 million for their personal coffers!!!
I tell you this-No Tree Grows To The Sky-If you want this kind
of theft of the money-38 billion-by the wall street thugs that is
part and parcel of the 150 billion that the Fed injected into the economy to strenthen it to end then the country needs the services of a good doctor.
That doctor would be Dr. Ron Paul.
Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Rudy Giuliani, and Mike Huckabee all made Judicial Watch’s list of the TOP 10 MOST WANTED CORRUPT POLITICIANS OF 2007!
The Shocking Video Hillary Does NOT Want You To See! http://youtube.com/watch?v=xq8aopATYyw
Bill & Hillary Clinton – Their Secret Life: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0-HkVcMOSw&mode=related&search
Allegations of Obama’ Gay Sex and Cocaine Abuse: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVeFVtcdSYY
The Dark Side of Mike Huckabee: http://www.salon.com/opinion/feature/2007/11/13/huckabee
CNN Exposes Mike Huckabee’s Real Record: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OrE6IusJ1U
Rudy Giuliani As A Facilitator Of Terrorists: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwEV3IusKW4
Giuliani Gets Exposed As Fraud by Firefighters: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaCYEEO-58I
These elitists are morally vacant with great appetites, so it is only natural that corruption and deception surround them.
Have you tried looking underneath his fingernails?
Why do you need dirt on him when the next U.S. president is Obama?
Look man, the dirt’s not there. He’s the only logical choice, and the fact you’d even go looking for dirt only serves to show how naive you are. Not like what I’m saying now even matters because he’s so far behind in the polls it’s ridiculous. However, it’s people like you who just can’t fathom the idea of actually having a strong president who supports equality and freedom that he is so far behind. If only ALL Americans would just WAKE UP, and realize none of the other candidates care about you. They don’t. They are all swayed by money and power. Obama is probably the next best choice, but don’t be surprised if you start to see his power start to diminish greatly as time goes on in his presidency by the elites because they’re the ones w/the real power. If everyone simply knew the TRUTH, Paul would be leading every poll, everywhere. It would be a cake walk for him to the Presidency. Your research should have only proved to you that he is the best candidate, however not the popular one.
There’s no dirt out there…The only thing questionable would have been some news letters made by someone without his knowledge. He’s a good man, and hasn’t anyone to hide. You must be a Herman Cain supporter…go back to your cave and stop polluting the Internets. You want dirt on Cain? I can give you tons on him
…(I omitted his most recent sex scandal…how could you have missed that one?)
Cain Dances around and fails to answer questions:
Cain failed economics:
Cain on Foreign Policy:
Cain lies during a debate (watch the WHOLE video – proof is at the end.)
Cain missuses campaign donations!
http://rt.com/usa/news/cain-romney-campaign-scandal-157/
Cain’s Arquila Scandal – employees got shafted!
http://www.stuffedsuits.com/news/national-politics/947-aquila-scandal-cain-to-fix-social-security
Cain’s ties to Koch Brothers
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory/extensive-ties-powerful-koch-group-boost-cain-14746710
Cain’s flip flopping (just to point out a few):
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/herman-cains-top-flip-flops/story?id=14790284
http://theweek.com/article/index/220679/herman-cains-lastest-flip-flop-a-federal-gay-marriage-ban
http://thenewamerican.com/usnews/politics/9256-herman-cain-flip-flops-on-killing-of-awlaki
I’ll give you credit for doing a thorough job on you dirt hunt. Not every politician has to be corrupt and twisted you know. There are a few individuals out there who arent, although they are a rare breed. My Senator happens to be Ron Paul’s son, Rand Paul. I looked for dirt on him too. Nothing that I could find. Like father like son.
Ron Paul is the only viable candidate. And if you cant see that, even after finding absolutely nothing wrong with the man, then you are as corrupt and twisted as the rest of the politicians. And if that is the case, you should be ashamed.
Dissent is not an option.
(However, I get this feeling that you are a troll amongst trolls… and your article has this Colbert effect, which I can sense in your disbelief, or lack thereof, if you are faking. If this is the case, then good job. ^_^ )
Thanks for exposing Ron Paul’s shinny armor. Too bad a few missed the joke. There is a drive by Givemeliberty to BAN the mossad tallied, israhell distributed, and Rat$schild invested ‘voting scam machines’. May it fructify before the next s-elections. And, Obongo the illegal Zionist-installed from Kenya, is a dark ‘jew’, Ashkenazi by mommy’s looks. Ron Paul must be our next President, and the Beast from Babylon must be cast into Abyss, for Ever. Facebook Zio spies: Have some pig droppings for dinner.