The gunvernment is blaming companies that produce window shades for the irresponsibility of some really stupid parents. The Los Angeles Times regurgitates official propaganda as follows:
Six companies are recalling millions of window coverings after the strangulation deaths of three children on product cords, the Consumer Product Safety Commission said Wednesday.
What would we ever do without them? If it wasn’t for the CPSC I am certain that all children will suffer imminent deaths from highly dangerous blinds and your benevolent masters would have no future tax slaves to exploit. Disaster averted.