Archive for the ‘humor’ Category
Bill Hicks explains:
Very funny comedy skit about buying a home:
Doug Stanhope from Charlie Brooker’s Newswipe
Bernanke loses his cool and outs the truth while testifying before Congress:
“Though raising interest rates is unlikely at the moment, the Fed will of course act appropriately if we…if we…” said Bernanke, who then paused for a moment, looked down at his prepared statement, and shook his head in utter disbelief. “You know what? It doesn’t matter. None of this–this so-called ‘money’–really matters at all.”
“It’s just an illusion,” a wide-eyed Bernanke added as he removed bills from his wallet and slowly spread them out before him. “Just look at it: Meaningless pieces of paper with numbers printed on them. Worthless.”
According to witnesses, Finance Committee members sat in thunderstruck silence for several moments until Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-UT) finally shouted out, “Oh my God, he’s right. It’s all a mirage. All of it–the money, our whole economy–it’s all a lie!”
We can dream, can’t we?
The morons that passed the amendment banning gay marriage a few years ago just happened to ban ALL marriage. Subsection B says:
“This state or a political subdivision of this state may not create or recognize any legal status identical or similar to marriage.”
Now that is funny shit.