Osama has been dead for years, but the CIA manages to keep bringing him back to life. Now Al Gore is his new BFF:
Al-Qaida leader Osama bin Laden has called for the world to boycott American goods and the U.S. dollar, blaming the United States and other industrialized countries for global warming, according to a new audiotape released Friday.
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The new message, whose authenticity could not immediately be confirmed, comes after a bin Laden tape released last week in which he endorsed a failed attempt to blow up an American airliner on Christmas Day.
Be very afraid.
It’s a natural alliance. Al and Osama. Two take over the world peas in a pod.