Evidently jealous of their size and ability to pleasure, the Alabama Attorney General is not going to give up on his crusade to ban dildos. Loretta Nall to the rescue:
I think that Troy may not have any experience with devices used in sexual pleasure, so, I am starting a crusade to introduce Troy King to the fabulous world of ben-wa balls, rubber weiners and pocket tooties. I want to encourage all of my readers to purchase a sex toy of some sort and send it to Alabama Attorney General Troy King. I also think there is something fundamentally wrong with a grown, college educated, elected official who seems to obsess over what other consenting adults in his home state might be using in the privacy of their bedrooms. I mean…don’t we have much more serious problems in Alabama that our Attorney General should address?
Send your SEX TOYS FOR TROY to
Alabama Attorney General
c/o Troy King
11 South Union St., 3rd floor
Montgomery, AL 36130
I think I will send him a butt plug.
Send him a mouth gag as well so the shit can stop leaking out of both ends.